Today I decided to try something I saw on a shelf not that long ago: Smirnoff Whipped Cream Flavored Vodka.
I pictured the normal imbiber of such a drink being a very young girl, probably with a newly minted 21st birthday card clutched in her hand. She has bubblegum pink lipstick, a cute animal on her shirt that’s made of rhinestones and is chewing a fruity gum.
In other words, I pictured a sicky sweet drink that really tastes nothing like its description and which only uneducated drinkers would order. Well I’m mostly wrong it turns out.
This alcohol is not as horrid as I expected. I can see uses for such a drink. Now, that being said, there is no way in the world that I would ever consider this a regular ingredient in my drinks. It’s made for sweet drinks and the gal I mentioned a minute ago, well she’ll love it, probalby mixed with her Malibu Rum with some sweet citrus juice like Papaya or Mango and a little paper umbrella hanging over the edge of the glass.
Well here are its stats:
Smirnoff whipped cream flavored vodka
- 3x distilled
- 30% alcohol
- 10x filtered
I wasn’t that in love with risk to buy larger than a standard 50ml nip.
LOOK
Very clear. Utterly colorless.
Very light bodied. The glass swirl test leaves very light sheeting on the glass sides that quickly settle into the main body of the liquid. But it is thicker than regular vodka.
SMELL
There’s a light alcohol scent. Being 60 proof it has a lot less bite than the normal 80 or 100 proof I have in my bar.
There’s a chemical odor, not utterly unpleasant but definitely chemical. I think this is the cream taste or fake vanilla
sugar. Have you ever poured sugar into the sugar bowl and you can smell the sweetness in the air afterward? Its like that.
Retronasal scent isnt as noticeable as when smelling.
TASTE
Surprisingly good mouth feel – acutally rather syrupy feeling. Based upon the body during the look stage I found this to have more viscosity than I expected.
There’s a very light alcohol bite.
I’m amazed, but it actually tastes like whipped cream; but it’s distinctly vodka not a liqueur.
AFTERTASTE
The alcohol definitely has a burn in the afterglow.
Cream taste lingers and maintains its flavor for quite some time after swallowing.
After a few minutes the taste gets a little less pleasant – almost sour. You’d want a chaser if you were drinking it straight. In a mixed drink you don’t have this problem.
So what’s the verdict?
I can see having it in my stock for special drinks. Much like I possess Hazelnut liqueur or Butterscotch schnapps there’s a time and a place for Whipped Cream vodka in my arsenal.
The vodka will mix well with coffee – I don’t normally like coffee and vodka but this flavor will make it work.
I’m pretty sure it would probably make an interesting Pina Colada recipe using the vodka rather than the standard rum.
I quickly raided the bar and tried a couple drink recipes and found some that would work well with whipped cream vodka:
Black Russian
Equal parts Kahlua and vodka
You get a black russian but the flavored vodka almost makes it taste like a white russian.
Quaalude
Equal parts Coffee Liqueur, Hazelnut Liqueur, Milk, Vodka
Just yum. Alternately replace the coffee liqueur with acutal coffee. Now THAT’s a coffee drink I can get behind.
So, don’t fear the whipped cream. Give it a try, at least in a nip. YOu might find a new friend to add to your bar supply.
If nothing else you will have something to experiment with at an event and give someone an unexpected taste.
Taste, experiment and drink well my friends.
Cheers.
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